My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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