U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
How's work?
Spinning.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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