singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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