Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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