I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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