Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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