I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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