let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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