I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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