i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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