I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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