How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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