what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
this will be a night to untag.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
