what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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