I feel like I'm in dance class right now
After last night, I could never be a politician.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I FOUND THE LEGS
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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