I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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