If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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