who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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