fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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