how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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