At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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