To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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