how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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