Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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