forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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