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(574): View more from Indiana

I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?

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(217): View more from Illinois

if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test

(1-217): View more from Illinois

wow, a mother in the making

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .

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(239): View more from Florida

Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.

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(716): View more from New York

Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.

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(517): View more from Michigan

it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really

(1-517): View more from Michigan

...i feel like you have a lot of those.

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