i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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