tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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