she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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