You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
dude. I can hear the air.
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