I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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