Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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