Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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