Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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