She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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