i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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