im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
