Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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