What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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