ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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