i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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