I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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