: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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