Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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