i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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