Fuck appropriateness.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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