I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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