great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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