i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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