Yo dont text me then not text me
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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